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Hi mom
So here's my celebrity family.
So, my mom is Cher (still singing and wearing slutty clothes at a hundred and seven) and my dad is Steve Irwin (Crikey! It's a dautuh!). Imagine that childhood if you can. Mom'll take me to the ships full of horny sailors who really want to see just a little more of her ass, and daddy'll take me to the zoo and let me play with the crocs. I don't really know who my brother is, but Drew seems like she might be an . . . interesting sister. And, okay, Milo is a cat not a dog but he's still cute. And hey, how can you do better than Orlie for a boyfriend and Johnny for a best friend. Can they be friends, too? And then we can all be friends. He he he.
So, my mom is Cher (still singing and wearing slutty clothes at a hundred and seven) and my dad is Steve Irwin (Crikey! It's a dautuh!). Imagine that childhood if you can. Mom'll take me to the ships full of horny sailors who really want to see just a little more of her ass, and daddy'll take me to the zoo and let me play with the crocs. I don't really know who my brother is, but Drew seems like she might be an . . . interesting sister. And, okay, Milo is a cat not a dog but he's still cute. And hey, how can you do better than Orlie for a boyfriend and Johnny for a best friend. Can they be friends, too? And then we can all be friends. He he he.
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P.S. If it doesn't work between you and Orlie, I won't mind taking him off of your hands. . . *evil smile*