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[calypsa]

It's that time again. The time of the survey. Here it is.

1. If I were a month, I'd be: October
2. If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
3. If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:30 pm
4. If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
5. If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A harbor seal
6. If I were a direction, I'd be: northeast
7. If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
8. If I were a sin, I'd be: I don't really know
9. If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Jane Austen(then I could write and have chocolate for breakfast!)
10. If I were a liquid, I'd be: water, in a stream
11. If I were a tree, I'd be: a willow
12. If I were a bird, I'd be: a Penguin!!!!
13. If I were a flower, I'd be: little tiny forget-me-not
14. If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a cool sunny day with a little breeze
15. If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a unicorn, but not the modern kind that's all horsey, but the kind that more resembled a goat, the ancient version of a unicorn
16. If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: maybe a viola ora cello
17. If I were an animal, I'd be: somebody's lovely aussie sheperd or tricolor corgi with a little bandana and a big yard or a jaguar
18. If I were a color, I'd be: green, like the grass or a tree
19. If I were an emotion, I'd be: contentment
20. If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a cucumber, I guess
21. If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound of typing or the sound of a pen on paper
22. If I were an element, I'd be: lithium
23. If I were a car, I'd be: an Insite (or is it Incite?)
24. If I were a song, I'd be: K's Choice "Virgin State of Mind," Aimee Mann's "Pavlov's Bell," or Angie Hart's "Blue" (today, anyway)
25. If I were a movie, I'd be: umm . . . "CUBE" I guess, or maybe "The Last Unicorn"
26. If I were a food, I'd be: a bowl of spaghetti with Ragu classic sauce and melted mozzarella cheese on top -- yummy!
27. If I were a place, I'd be: Mohonk (without the stupid beuracracy)
28. If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
29. If I were a taste, I'd be: cheesy or salty
30. If I were a scent, I'd be: puppy smell (not poo, just furry clean baby smell)
31. If I were a religion, I'd be: lotta Wicca with some Christianity mixed in there, too
32. If I were a word, I'd be: bow, just because it sounds like I think i'd sound if I was a word
33. If I were an object, I'd be: a pen where you can put a new ink cartridge in when the one you have now runs out
34. If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
35. If I were a facial expression, I'd be: downcast eyes with a half smile
36. If I were a part of a house, I'd be: my room at home, full of stuffed animals and plastered with posters and collages
37. If I were a subject in school, I'd be: English Literature
38. If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Ein the corgi from Cowboy bebop
39. If I were a shape, I'd be a: a pentagon
40. If I were a number, I'd be: Nine or 99